acheesecakewrites:

sir that’s my emotional support found family trope

cryopods:

not to be nsfw but i really cant wait until i have a girlfriend so i can tell her how beautiful she is and how i cant help but fall in love with her over and over again

uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

transgirl-cowboy:

Kidz bop voice

Fingers in his nose

Fingers in his nose

Kanye west he likes

Big fingers in his nose

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

gayku:

shirt arrived

sailorbrazil:

mossbian:

cats don’t know what words mean and i love that about them. i can say “you are a beautiful little angel child and i love you more than anything else in the entire world” but also “you wretched little clown bastard. you’ve created such a big mess and now i have to clean it because i have hands and you don’t. this is god’s cruelest joke.” and they don’t care they just say :3 and put their little paws on me